At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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