I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
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She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
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I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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