i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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