who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
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