I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
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I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
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Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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