I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
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See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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