My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
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Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
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You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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