There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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