All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
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She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
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Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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