the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
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Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
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I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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