Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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