Hey man sorry I got all grabby
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
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I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
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Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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