HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
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Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
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You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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