He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
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There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
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These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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