sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
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stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
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He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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