I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?