Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
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Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
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I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.