ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
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Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
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The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I feel like I smell like bad decisions