if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
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Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
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You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores