Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
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dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
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Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.