small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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