do herpes really smell.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
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I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
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I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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