Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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