elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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