your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
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