i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
wow bdsm is so cute
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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