is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
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