I can't breathe out the right side of my face
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
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i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
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Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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