I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
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DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
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Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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