i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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