sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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