problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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