If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
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We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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