Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
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i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
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ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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