What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
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I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
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Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
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