dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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