you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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