You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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