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  (248): View more from Michigan

  In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer

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  (248): In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer http://tfl.nu/p97m
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  (212): View more from New York

  I'm drive I can fine osifer

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  (212): I'm drive I can fine osifer http://tfl.nu/zjuj
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  (270): View more from Kentucky

  32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!

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  Hahahaha

  (270): View more from Kentucky

  make that 40.

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  (270): 32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha! (1-270): Hahahaha (270): make that 40. http://tfl.nu/5c9z
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  (510): View more from California

  He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.

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  (510): He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him. http://tfl.nu/gqvc
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  (859): View more from Kentucky

  Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.

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  (859): Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day. http://tfl.nu/d01x
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  (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.

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  (902): you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it. http://tfl.nu/s8ya
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  then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"

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  (420): then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman" http://tfl.nu/f59t
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  (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.

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  (814): since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops. http://tfl.nu/bn1i
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  (320): View more from Minnesota

  What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.

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  (320): What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off. http://tfl.nu/fj7u
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  (910): View more from North Carolina

  FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN

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  (910): FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN http://tfl.nu/beux
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  (208): View more from Idaho

  i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week

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  (208): i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week http://tfl.nu/49ff
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  (407): View more from Florida

  It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.

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  (407): It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome. http://tfl.nu/288f
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  (818): View more from California

  You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers

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  (818): You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers http://tfl.nu/8klr
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  (765): View more from Indiana

  If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.

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  (765): If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself. http://tfl.nu/9sig
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  (713): View more from Texas

  Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed

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  (713): Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed http://tfl.nu/zx0l
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