nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
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she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
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The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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