at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I wish they made helmets for livers.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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