Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
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He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
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WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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