Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Randomize
