A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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