After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
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Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
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It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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