Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
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No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
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And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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