CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
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2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
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Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!