I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
