Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
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the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
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Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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