remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
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Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
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Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.