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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.

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  And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.

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• (845): View more from New York

  So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."

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• (585): View more from New York

  She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.

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