that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
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Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
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I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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