Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
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i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
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Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
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There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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