i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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