Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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