Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
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you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
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He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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