Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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