dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
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we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
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IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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