And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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